The Secret Life of Lizards
CLOWN 2: MALE, ANY AGE.
DOUG, THE LIZARDMAN: EARLY 40S.
NOTE: The clowns should speak at a very fast pace.
LOCATIONS: MULTIPLE
What is it? Spill the beans!
lizard things the lizardman does.
He sits centerstage on a la-z-boy chair, wearing a pink cotton robe, fresh out of bed. He has a bowl of Froot Loopes on his lap and reads a book containing a collection of Garfield comic strips. The clowns attentively look at him. Doug, with his eyes on the book, does not notice them. Doug smiles, pleased with himself, and mutters “Oh, Odie…”. The clowns look at each other, confused. Clown 1 shrugs. Clown 2 slowly approaches Doug.
CLOWN 2
Ferrets.
sewers.
About the Author
Fernando Buzhar Segall was born in São Paulo, Brazil, in 1997 from a family of Lebanese and Jewish immigrants. He came to the US in 2016 where he Graduated from NYU Tisch with a double major in Drama and Television writing. He’s written multiple short plays that were performed across the US. Full length Play Saudades received a reading sponsored by NYC City Corps in 2021, a reading at the Brazilian consul of NYC in 2022, was a part of American Stages 21st Century Voices 2022 and part of LPAC’s Rough Draft Festival 2023 before having its world premiere at JACK. He currently works as a Screenwriter in Brazil with two features in development, including “Wrong Place, Wrong Time” with renowned Brazilian director Pedro Morelli (showrunner for Netflix’s Irmandade, Zoom with Gael Garcial Bernal and Alisson Pill) attached to direct; while also pursuing a masters degree in playwriting at Columbia University.